Fishy deluge. The most appalling wonders of my life. Odd phenomenon. Pharaoh-style plague, the exact opposite. The most common thing to have rained down on me, other than rain itself. I consider that supernatural blessing.
This is too good to be true. I wanna own this shit so that my cat can twit and shop for catnips online! Like literally. No more worries about phone getting clawed or peed on anymore. Talking…